Dilbert cartoons on lean six sigma

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PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT

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A COLLECTION OF DILBERT CARTOONS ON LEANLEANLEANLEAN AND/OR SIXSIGMASIXSIGMASIXSIGMASIXSIGMA

Dilbert’s boss does all he can to discourage ideas Contributo da 5ª Edição da PG em Lean Management em b7elearning (Março de 2012)

1/19/07: Pointy-haired boss wants to combine Lean and Six Sigma.

6/17/11: Wally misunderstands what a “kaizen” should be all about.

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9/30/11: Dilbert’s boss doesn’t want ideas

1/31/07: Lean has a “bias for action,” while Six Sigma sometimes suffers from a “bias for more analysis.”

1/26/06: I don’t mean to be highlighting strips that mock Six Sigma. Many of these Six Sigma jokes could be applied just the same to Lean (or “L.A.M.E.“).

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3/21/05: Maybe he meant “lean up” in a very colloquial sense, not really talking about Lean Management.

10/6/01: The Lean philosophy embraces the concept of “no problems is a problem.” We have to uncover and understand the root cause of our problems… but first we have to admit we have them.

10/3/01: Again, the same joke could be made with Lean.

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10/4/01: Again, not just picking on Six Sigma.

10/5/01: Wow, Dogbert doesn’t practice the Lean concept of “respect for people,” does he?

9/9/05: Dilbert’s company really misapplies Lean 5S principles.

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12/5/94: Too many organizations, sadly, just try to copy Toyota instead of really understanding what’s behind Lean and the Toyota Production System.

3/13/91: Wow, this is an old strip.

3/14/03: Poor Dilbert.

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2/13/11: This illustrates how Dilbert’s boss is not a Lean Thinker.

1/18/09: More waste illustrated at Dilbert’s company.

12/4/2008: Dilbert’s company is not big on employee ideas or “Kaizen,” apparently.

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11/11/2010: Dilbert’s boss blames people, not the system

2/24/2004: Again, punishing people who take risks:

New addition: 4/18/1999 — Patty the Process Person who “doesn’t know how to do anything” :-)

Source: Dilbert.com